{See dis puddle?!?}

"Hey Mom! Does it look like I just peed my pants cuz of dis puddle I'm standing in?!?" Me: "No, it just look like a rain puddle. Wait...Did you?!?" Dais: "Mom just relax! Like I would even conswiter it! I'm not a baby!! You have to assert it!" I seriously die at the things she says! I really don't know how she comes up with this stuff! I'm so glad I document most of her "Daislyisms".